WORD

First dates can be tricky. You don't know what to wear, you don't know what you're gonna order, but most importantly... FRiGgIn HeLL! What the devil are you gonna SAY?!

I've comprised a little package in mostly picture form to guide you along your way to a better, healthier and more substantial, 'Dating Woman Of The World'.

FOOD CHOICES:

WATER FROM THE TAP

A CHEAP SALAD LEAF: (WATERCRESS PERHAPS?)

CLOTHES:

A SEXY DEVIL OUTFIT TO STAND OUT FROM THE OTHER DINERS AT PIZZA EXPRESS?

SAY NO MORE, SHE LOOKS FINE!

OKAY! So picture package is now sorted, it's time to give you some lingo.

1. When kissing hello you should stutter "You smell like a guy I used to get with!" This will put him at ease as he now knows that other men wear the scent he was once worried about buying. Not anymore though! Sweet!!!
2. When eating repeat, "You smell like a guy I used to get with!" It will be ecstasy to his ears because it will make you look a little clumsy and cute and a bit forgetful.
3. When it's time for Sexy Love Making you can really say anything, I'd opt for, "I thought I was horny but turns out it's just pretty sweaty down there!" Makes you seem like you're in to sports, and all boys like sports!

Sports sports sports.

<3Hope this get's you a second date <3

GFOTY AKA DWOTW (Dating Woman Of The World)