Wednesday 4 May 2011

GURLFRIEND DICKTIONARY!

HEY ladygirls!

I realised that lingo is sometimes a problem when it comes to talking dirty with the guys!!! SO... I decided to give you some useful words which MUST be put in to your next sexual conversation with a fella.

Word of the day: Stiltzkin

Stiltzkin is a collaboration of Stilton and Foreskin... You'd use the word when your in bed with man.

EXAMPLE? WELL HERE WE GO!!!

Boyfriend: Hey bitch, wheres the blow-j @?

You: OH ITS COMING

Boyfriend: Hurry the fuck up.

You: I hope it's Stiltzkin down there.. I haven't eaten for days

Boyfriend: Hurry the fuck up bitch.

<3 LAVISH AND LUSH <3 HEAVEN ON EARTH! GOODBYE!

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