GO WORK IN A STRIP JOINT!
TAKE A CLASS IN BLOWY TECHNIQUES!
LIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE!
PRETEND YOU'VE HAD SEVERAL THREESOMES AND SEX WITH OVER 50 GUYS!
IF YOU'VE HAD A BABY, PRETEND IT DOESNT EXSIST!
PRETEND YOU EAT MORE THEN JUST SALADS AT DINNER
WEAR AGENT PROVOCATEUR AS DAY TO DAY CLOTHES!!!
SLUT OUT WHEN IN DOUBT!
If you can do all the above at once. I assure you you'll get some kinda man.. HEY! He may not be the best kind but all men are the best.
I FRIGGIN' LOVE GUYS SO MUCH.
OUTIES.
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