Thursday 5 May 2011

OHMYGOD!

I'm going to a GIG tonight!!!!

I'm gonna see a live band!!!

I'm gonna drink beer!!!!

I'm gonna blend with other giggers!!!

THE BEST THING ABOUT IT????????

IM GONNA FIND AN INDIE MAN! Wearing skinny jeans! pointy shoes! and hopefully a mullet!!!
I'm not a huge gigger but i've done my research and apparently all i need to do to attract a man is take something called ketamine and go in to a K HOLE?!?!

Plz give me some advice, because i don't know how to go about this!!!

TONIGHT I'M GOING IN HARD. SO HARD. LIKE MY EX BOYFRIENDS BESTFRIENDS PENIS!!!


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