Tuesday, 7 June 2011



I'm a fan of rubbing it all over my body and then sunbathing in the sun so it gives the effect that in fact I am the steak. Here's how!

1. Rub Garlic all over yourself.
2. Don't forget the Dijon Mustard!
3. Spray some extra virgin olive oil
4. Mix the steak in a food processor
5. Rub the steak all over yourself
6. Go to a hot country
7. Lie in the sun for 1 minute on your front
8. Then one minute on your back
9. Keep alternating sides! - For 5 minutes!
Hey presto!

You are gonna get eaten out gurl!


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