ATTRACTING PSYCHOS

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO EXCITING! HERE'S HOW TO GO ABOUT IT!!!

• WRITE STATUS UPDATES WITH DURTY CONNOTATIONS!
• GO TO FUNFAIRS DRESSED LIKE A SLUT!
• MEET PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK!
• MEET PEOPLE ON MYSPACE!
• WEAR A STRIPPER COAT OUTSIDE A TITTY BAR!
• SELL YOURSELF ON EBAY!
• PRETEND TO BE 13 ON YAHOO CHAT!
• GO TO THE COUNTRYSIDE LATE AT NIGHT AND STRIP DOWN TO YOUR BDAY SUIT!
• GET A TIT JOB!
• SLIT YOUR WRISTS!
• LOOK VULNERABLE AT BUS STOPS!
• HANG OUT IN PECKHAM!
• SET YOUR SKYPE SETTINGS TO 'SKYPE ME'!
• HIDE IN BUSHES WITH A STRAP ON, ON
• PRETEND YOU'RE FOREIGN (THIS IS MY FAV ADVICE Y'ALL.. GUY'S WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU COS THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE OBLIVIOUS TO LIFE!!) !!!

PROMISE YOU'LL GET A MAN FROM THIS. BUT DO NOT, DO NOT, DOO NOTTTT COME ACROSS DESPARATE.

GOODBYE LOVE YOU MWAH

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