WELL DONE GIRLS! By now I should have taken you from being a 'Girlfriend Of The Weak' to a 'Girlfriend Of The Week!' Here's an overview of what you should have learnt so far.
- How to Goat
- What to do when you get bored (facial hair, not on you)
- Big busts don't = Big win
- Porn works
- You love the size of your boyfriends girth.
So now we're gonna step it up a bit. This week's all about cooking for your man. Im not talking no Nigella Lawson ladayz, i'm talking Nigella Pornson. So get the oven mits on babes, we're going in HARD.
To get started, theres one very important rule. DITCH THE APRON, and get something similar to this:
Ditching the Apron's a must. No man wants to feel like he's being fed by a butcher. An outfit like this will make our men feel excited and at ease and will probably wanna skip straight to dessert (if you get my jist, and i think you do!!) This will get you off the cook hook.
NB: If you're big boned, I suggest not following this tip. Remember, we don't wanna give him a heart attack!
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Signing out, xx GFOTY xx