Wednesday 6 April 2011

RECITE

IT'S LOVELY OUTSIDE TODAY! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT GIRLS! CALM DOWN! I know it may be a bit late today and i'm sorry for not telling you all this in advance, but next time a day like this comes along, organise a romantic walk with your beau.

however!

You MUST learn the lyrics to this banger. On the walk, recite these lyrics to him. It will subconsciously get in to his head. The best thing about this is that you need to take a tape recorder out with you at all times, so when he recites them back to you (subconsciously) you can show him the evidence and emotionally blackmail him in to proposing to you. Don't believe me? Why do you think my surnames not "Flowingperiod" anymore?


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2 comments:

  1. Bertie Gapingvagina6 April 2011 at 05:40

    god I really need to get on this..

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  2. GFOTY6 April 2011 at 05:43

    Thanks Gapingvagina! Ill be on hampstead heath if you fancy trying the technique out on me!

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