OMG THIS IS SO CUTE! IT'S ME IN A VIDEO!

LUV YOU...

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FIRST DATE WITH A DEMON

GET MARRIED. DIVORCE QUICK (get rich quick)

(IT'S A WEDDING RING BUT PHOTOBOOTH REVERSED)
So i know most of us have been trying to come up with a get rich kwick scheme for quite some time now, and yeah, like, apaz scientists and clever people have said that there's no such thing or something along those lines, true? LIKE THEY ARE SO OUT OF THEIR MINDS DUMB. Anyway, to sum this up i obv have the only one true way of making sure you got those bux so you can live in a nice big house with that puppy and maid you always wanted. READ ON!

• Find a rich guy. It doesnt matter how he looks, unless that is you were planning on falling in love with him, but you wouldn't have read on this far if you were, huh? (dating sites like sugardaddie.com is a good place to start) OMG!!! ALSO!!!111! If he's old, like realllly REAAlllLLLLy old, it's a total bonus (ill get on to why later...)
  
  
• Tell the guy you love him (but don't mean it). Honeyz, the quicker you tell him you love him, the quicked you can move on to the next guy (and to buying that dream car!) basically here's how you gotta do it...

You: GUESS WHAT?

Rich guy: What is it you fuckckcing beautifully, hot, sexy, virtual stranger?

You: I TOTALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. IM OBSESSED.

Rich guy: YIKES! REALLY?! MY EX WIFE IS GONNA BE SO JELOUS! MARRY ME!!! <3<3<3

You: FUCK THE WEDDING DRESS. LETS GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!

Rich guy: STOKEDDD!!!

• And their you have it! The tricky part is done <3. Awwwwww!!! You've got a husband. *Psyched!*

Come back soon to find out how to finish this sticky situation you've got yourself in and let me welcome you to the beautiful world of not signing a prenup <3

LOVE YOU!

DENIM HAIR

Being a top guy getter like i am is really REALLY like REEEALALALALALALALY rewarding! But we all know that OBV we gotta start somewhere, so here's a hot look for you guys to copy, steal, take, and try out which will get some denim loving dudes all over your grind!!!

I styled this so obv you wont come anywhere near my expertise just yet but i just KNOW that when you've got it down to a T, that special T (if his name begins with T lol!!!) will be sticking it in you in NO TIME AT ALL...

LOOK AT ME

FRIDAY NIGHT WET SUPRISE

Here is a song off of my new album !!! I bring up loads of really romantic facts and scenarios about boys and girls and going out at night :) Enjoy it!

LOVE YOU!!! OMG YEAH LOVE.

BACK *&* ON TRACK!

Hey girls! I know what you're all thinking huh? IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG! Like so long, like so long like the size of your soon to be next boyfriends thing!!! (I hope its massive!!! saucy lol!!!) Anway, I've been busy doing things which I have now realised are so NOT as important as making sure my fans (you girls) get a decent BF to curl into during these cold nights of the winter season (omg totals sorry if you're not reading this from a weather climate which isn't UK etc right now cos you must not have a CLUE what i'm talking about! LOL! It's currently -3 in London right now! Don't believe me? GOOGLE SEARCH IT!!! OMG RIGHT?). Anyway.... Enough is enough, and i know what enough is... Here are some tips for keeping guys NEAR for the new YEAR!

GFOTYS GUIDE ON KEEPING GUYS NEAR FOR THE NEW YEAR

Always keep a spare cell phone on you... Fake a phone call to yourself whilst you're on a date with a HOT GUY!!! When you're in the middle of a dry (BORING) convo, slyly whip out your sacred celly-phone and call yourself! Pick up your REAL phone and act all dramatic like something REALLY REALLY REALLY bad has happened!!! when you get off the phone, fake cry and pretend something really BAD (click on the word BAD for ideas...) has happened and watch the magic unfold GIRL! The guy/hunk your with is gonna feel really sorry for you and feel forced to stay with you tonight!!! I tried it out the other day and it worked a wonderful charm <3

GOOD LUCK AND IM SO SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG. I'M HERE FOR YOU FROM NOW ON. FOREVER, AND ALWAYS.

xx GFOTY xx

GFOTY WITH THE SKINS CAST

XXXXXXX HERE I AM AND HERE ARE THE CAST OF SKINS. IT'S AN INTERVIEW IN WHICH WE ALL FEATURE IN <3 OMG!!! IT'S LIKE SO ROMANTIC! OMG! I LOVE GUYS! XXXXXXX