So i know most of us have been trying to come up with a get rich kwick scheme for quite some time now, and yeah, like, apaz scientists and clever people have said that there's no such thing or something along those lines, true? LIKE THEY ARE SO OUT OF THEIR MINDS DUMB. Anyway, to sum this up i obv have the only one true way of making sure you got those bux so you can live in a nice big house with that puppy and maid you always wanted. READ ON!
- Find a rich guy. It doesnt matter how he looks, unless that is you were planning on falling in love with him, but you wouldn't have read on this far if you were, huh? (dating sites like sugardaddie.com is a good place to start) OMG!!! ALSO!!!111! If he's old, like realllly REAAlllLLLLy old, it's a total bonus (ill get on to why later...)
- Tell the guy you love him (but don't mean it). Honeyz, the quicker you tell him you love him, the quicked you can move on to the next guy (and to buying that dream car!) basically here's how you gotta do it...
You: GUESS WHAT?
Rich guy: What is it you fuckckcing beautifully, hot, sexy, virtual stranger?
You: I TOTALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. IM OBSESSED.
Rich guy: YIKES! REALLY?! MY EX WIFE IS GONNA BE SO JELOUS! MARRY ME!!! <3<3<3
You: FUCK THE WEDDING DRESS. LETS GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!
Rich guy: STOKEDDD!!!
- And their you have it! The tricky part is done <3. Awwwwww!!! You've got a husband. *Psyched!*
Come back soon to find out how to finish this sticky situation you've got yourself in and let me welcome you to the beautiful world of not signing a prenup <3