BACK *&* ON TRACK!

Hey girls! I know what you're all thinking huh? IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG! Like so long, like so long like the size of your soon to be next boyfriends thing!!! (I hope its massive!!! saucy lol!!!) Anway, I've been busy doing things which I have now realised are so NOT as important as making sure my fans (you girls) get a decent BF to curl into during these cold nights of the winter season (omg totals sorry if you're not reading this from a weather climate which isn't UK etc right now cos you must not have a CLUE what i'm talking about! LOL! It's currently -3 in London right now! Don't believe me? GOOGLE SEARCH IT!!! OMG RIGHT?). Anyway.... Enough is enough, and i know what enough is... Here are some tips for keeping guys NEAR for the new YEAR!

GFOTYS GUIDE ON KEEPING GUYS NEAR FOR THE NEW YEAR

Always keep a spare cell phone on you... Fake a phone call to yourself whilst you're on a date with a HOT GUY!!! When you're in the middle of a dry (BORING) convo, slyly whip out your sacred celly-phone and call yourself! Pick up your REAL phone and act all dramatic like something REALLY REALLY REALLY bad has happened!!! when you get off the phone, fake cry and pretend something really BAD (click on the word BAD for ideas...) has happened and watch the magic unfold GIRL! The guy/hunk your with is gonna feel really sorry for you and feel forced to stay with you tonight!!! I tried it out the other day and it worked a wonderful charm <3

GOOD LUCK AND IM SO SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG. I'M HERE FOR YOU FROM NOW ON. FOREVER, AND ALWAYS.

xx GFOTY xx