tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30121803438753529402024-02-07T15:49:19.425-08:00GURLFRIEND OF THE YEAR<u><b>♥♥♥♥♥GURLFRIEND OF THE YEAR♥♥♥♥♥</b> <br>♥ ALL THE TIPS US GURLS NEED TO BE #1 GF IN THE WORLD ♥</u>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.comBlogger106125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-69576920797668623192012-08-08T05:06:00.001-07:002012-08-08T05:06:30.409-07:00<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RYViKGQf_ao" width="560"></iframe><br />
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OMG THIS IS SO CUTE! IT'S ME IN A VIDEO!<br />
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XXXGFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-12009712985282593262012-05-27T12:17:00.001-07:002012-05-27T12:17:25.447-07:00FIRST DATE WITH A DEMON<iframe frameborder="no" height="166" scrolling="no" src="http://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F47753283&show_artwork=true" width="100%"></iframe>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-40636922751300760032012-04-23T08:38:00.003-07:002012-04-23T08:56:51.339-07:00GET MARRIED. DIVORCE QUICK (get rich quick)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8ona-GeG0F6_662iZjuxfyAk_UlPKdEJ6OkxW_aM-NClNyivfUBVkkDgs6ultPrcYQY6mCggvzBmcQSRgpQmjLfbZJO-f3lTp9eAHsM3TLSfrMPo2sAZ-iSntQzb1vwsBsFjTjybNgw/s1600/Photo+on+2012-04-23+at+16.52+%25232.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8ona-GeG0F6_662iZjuxfyAk_UlPKdEJ6OkxW_aM-NClNyivfUBVkkDgs6ultPrcYQY6mCggvzBmcQSRgpQmjLfbZJO-f3lTp9eAHsM3TLSfrMPo2sAZ-iSntQzb1vwsBsFjTjybNgw/s400/Photo+on+2012-04-23+at+16.52+%25232.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5734625540946463282" /></a><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>(IT'S A WEDDING RING BUT PHOTOBOOTH REVERSED)<br /><span ><span style="font-size: 100%;">So i know most of us have been trying to come up with a get rich kwick scheme for quite some time now, and yeah, like, apaz scientists and clever people have said that there's no such thing or something along those lines, true? LIKE THEY ARE SO OUT OF THEIR MINDS DUMB. Anyway, to sum this up i obv have the only one true way of making sure you got those bux so you can live in a nice big house with that puppy and maid you always wanted. READ ON!</span></span><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div><ul><li><span ><b>Find a rich guy.</b> It doesnt matter how he looks, unless that is you were planning on falling in love with him, but you wouldn't have read on this far if you were, huh? (dating sites like <a href="http://sugardaddie.com/sd2.php?gclid=CNetn8uny68CFWwntAodpHNMYg">sugardaddie.com</a> is a good place to start) OMG!!! ALSO!!!111! If he's old, like realllly REAAlllLLLLy old, it's a total bonus (ill get on to why later...)<br /><br /></span></li><li><span ><b>Tell the guy you love him (but don't mean it). H</b>oneyz, the quicker you tell him you love him, the quicked you can move on to the next guy (and to buying that dream car!) basically here's how you gotta do it...</span></li></ul><div><span >You: GUESS WHAT?</span></div></div><div><span >Rich guy: What is it you fuckckcing beautifully, hot, sexy, virtual stranger?</span></div><div><span >You: I TOTALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH. IM OBSESSED.</span></div><div><span >Rich guy: YIKES! REALLY?! MY EX WIFE IS GONNA BE SO JELOUS! MARRY ME!!! <3<3<3</span></div><div><span >You: FUCK THE WEDDING DRESS. LETS GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW!</span></div><div><span >Rich guy: STOKEDDD!!!</span></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><ul><li><span ><b>And their you have it! The tricky part is done <3. </b>Awwwwww!!! You've got a husband. *Psyched!*</span></li></ul><div><span >Come back soon to find out how to finish this sticky situation you've got yourself in and let me welcome you to the beautiful world of not signing a prenup <3</span></div></div><div><span ><br /></span></div><div><span >LOVE YOU!</span></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-37448713904347024312012-04-17T13:03:00.004-07:002012-04-17T13:09:57.101-07:00DENIM HAIR<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwSqThmSpMYPd4tttEJPrnIzt6leBLqACASOpu5VdTBpUVTo8tX1LzA-S8ko8Ol2b-oG2S9DnJrcNIKau6mQ1iX9OWxISjq7gFs0uEKEz3K-FgZgtmd_zWTYrNYSBqZ_GbIwmO5aRFCQ/s1600/DENIMHAIR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 327px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwSqThmSpMYPd4tttEJPrnIzt6leBLqACASOpu5VdTBpUVTo8tX1LzA-S8ko8Ol2b-oG2S9DnJrcNIKau6mQ1iX9OWxISjq7gFs0uEKEz3K-FgZgtmd_zWTYrNYSBqZ_GbIwmO5aRFCQ/s400/DENIMHAIR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5732464452870406722" /></a><br />Being a top guy getter like i am is really REALLY like REEEALALALALALALALY rewarding! But we all know that OBV we gotta start somewhere, so here's a hot look for you guys to copy, steal, take, and try out which will get some denim loving dudes all over your grind!!!<div><br /></div><div>I styled this so obv you wont come anywhere near my expertise just yet but i just KNOW that when you've got it down to a T, that special T (if his name begins with T lol!!!) will be sticking it in you in NO TIME AT ALL...<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-6254556190895441202012-02-09T10:57:00.001-08:002012-02-09T10:59:06.922-08:00LOOK AT ME<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUEk4tn-I33o3zX-U997dRppyc85OH3ehQk9h6jSMxa7rSzvOoU6OZwkWlnqITn_35TYJWqZxm1yG7bX-b6s5SZkHPnwaOj1rU9vde81ADPpv44qg5lswbcYKgjuBmNUVwoDTGFl_JBA/s1600/MEMEME.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUEk4tn-I33o3zX-U997dRppyc85OH3ehQk9h6jSMxa7rSzvOoU6OZwkWlnqITn_35TYJWqZxm1yG7bX-b6s5SZkHPnwaOj1rU9vde81ADPpv44qg5lswbcYKgjuBmNUVwoDTGFl_JBA/s400/MEMEME.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5707212112329779698" /></a>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-59194977539343537932012-02-09T04:37:00.000-08:002012-02-09T04:38:50.320-08:00FRIDAY NIGHT WET SUPRISE<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB8vbTkH5NvHEedJHA8B1wxCY0HmJ6J0sx38Wv5iuOBDBlhKPoN93zqnSQm9TZ1FVg8SfF82TLJPD2TamRxfRYOI6hb13wyQq9BcyfkUswupP6pVaZYbt9kKfibduFJPd3YaDjOd0OxA/s1600/ME.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgB8vbTkH5NvHEedJHA8B1wxCY0HmJ6J0sx38Wv5iuOBDBlhKPoN93zqnSQm9TZ1FVg8SfF82TLJPD2TamRxfRYOI6hb13wyQq9BcyfkUswupP6pVaZYbt9kKfibduFJPd3YaDjOd0OxA/s400/ME.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5707114347574702482" /></a><br />Here is a song off of my new album !!! I bring up loads of really romantic facts and scenarios about boys and girls and going out at night :) Enjoy it! <div><br /></div><div>LOVE YOU!!! OMG YEAH LOVE.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><iframe width="100%" height="166" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="http://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F35657979&show_artwork=true"></iframe></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-15044090241573606622012-02-08T14:59:00.000-08:002012-02-08T15:10:48.110-08:00BACK *&* ON TRACK!Hey girls! I know what you're all thinking huh? IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG! Like so long, like so long like the size of your soon to be next boyfriends thing!!! (I hope its massive!!! saucy lol!!!) Anway, I've been busy doing things which I have now realised are so NOT as important as making sure my fans (you girls) get a decent BF to curl into during these cold nights of the winter season (omg totals sorry if you're not reading this from a weather climate which isn't UK etc right now cos you must not have a CLUE what i'm talking about! LOL! It's currently -3 in London right now! Don't believe me? GOOGLE SEARCH IT!!! OMG RIGHT?). Anyway.... Enough is enough, and i know what enough is... Here are some tips for keeping guys<b> NEAR</b> for the new <b>YEAR!</b><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>GFOTYS GUIDE ON KEEPING GUYS NEAR FOR THE NEW YEAR</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>Always keep a spare cell phone on you... </b>Fake a phone call to yourself whilst you're on a date with a <a href="http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/h/hot_guy-12798.jpg">HOT GUY</a>!!! When you're in the middle of a dry (BORING) convo, slyly whip out your sacred <a href="http://icpep.org/wp-content/uploads//_6bec-nokia-6300-cellphone.jpg">celly-phone</a> and call yourself! Pick up your REAL phone and act all dramatic like something REALLY <b>REALLY </b><i style="font-weight: bold; ">REALLY</i> bad has happened!!! when you get off the phone, fake cry and pretend something really <i style="font-weight: bold; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip6jYQ9o7Vz-8p5Irv7fYIWaR5BRS20ms2lm9-jwx1_4d7lEG-LEZ7cV0_fp0D8B7ZbSFr4W9-u8eRUnTogWKm5r2J9Uqk0f0JC-8g-j0Jdk93MMa8xZNKZI1Hvqtom0EY_nkhV0pz1CMj/s1600/titanic-movie-wallpapers-images-picture-photo+%252814%2529.jpg">BAD </a></i>(click on the word BAD for ideas...) has happened and watch the magic unfold GIRL! The guy/hunk your with is gonna feel really sorry for you and feel forced to stay with you tonight!!! I tried it out the other day and it worked a wonderful charm <3</div><div><br /> GOOD LUCK AND IM SO SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG. I'M HERE FOR YOU FROM NOW ON. FOREVER, AND ALWAYS.</div><div><br /></div><div>xx GFOTY xx</div><div><b><br /></b></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-87684655822445082642012-02-08T14:57:00.000-08:002012-02-08T14:59:32.280-08:00GFOTY WITH THE SKINS CASTXXXXXXX <b>HERE I AM AND HERE ARE THE CAST OF SKINS. IT'S AN INTERVIEW IN WHICH WE ALL FEATURE IN <3 OMG!!! IT'S LIKE SO ROMANTIC! OMG! I LOVE GUYS!</b> XXXXXXX<div><br /></div><div><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1GoqroQM9I8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-32912480577749488052011-10-24T04:23:00.000-07:002011-10-24T04:26:09.707-07:00I MET THE HOLLYOAKS CASTHey babygurlz.<div><br /></div><div>Here's a sexy vid of me meeting the Hollyoaks Freshers for <a href="http://www.thesupersuper.com/">SUPERSUPER MAGAZINE</a>, they were so swank <3</div><div><br /></div><div>ENJOY!<br /><div><br /></div><div><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NS5l_m4SEko" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-51174355484204591322011-10-03T16:11:00.001-07:002011-10-03T16:18:23.483-07:00AIR HAIR LAIROHMYGOD:( in regards to my last post on how to get you all guys... ->>> ;'-D (hope it's working y'all<3) I REALISED I HATE MY HAIR AND I HATE MY LIFE ;'-(...<div><br /></div><div>SO!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>I!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>CHANGED MY HAIR SO MANY TIMES!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>What's your fave? I want a guy with steeze, wit, charisma, tall, dark, handsome, hot, sexy, rad, lush, stern and most of all friendly.. AWWWW!11!!!!111!!111!!!!11!</div><div><br /></div><div>HERE ARE MY LOOKS... PLZ HELP!!! <3<b> xxx GFOTY xxx</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>Look one: Red and Sexy.. cool?</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI1SHLsg4vfbTTGmvROrpSBi-MhPelW-7xumsWWFiBGNw9bUop4_RwCUunFfq8cLe4Ta0dwsc-VnF8k-DJGb_Z_UcQEE2VpgYx8tKUH0hFT-iKhxfdfqSWvMjqJasZJYudV8UJViBLSg/s1600/GFOTYMAKEOVER4.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 253px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI1SHLsg4vfbTTGmvROrpSBi-MhPelW-7xumsWWFiBGNw9bUop4_RwCUunFfq8cLe4Ta0dwsc-VnF8k-DJGb_Z_UcQEE2VpgYx8tKUH0hFT-iKhxfdfqSWvMjqJasZJYudV8UJViBLSg/s320/GFOTYMAKEOVER4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659408377803829682" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000ee;"><u><br /></u></span></div><br /><b>Look two: I think this is copying my gurl Beyonce... too bate? (lol!)</b></div><div><b><br /></b><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP-rxBFPrHntH42DHHPFVLQsEu78bWgwyAzWbUfBB7NZ1jhC1Tj1N3ZFRAQuBpdwIAr-dIXEyUu9dPW8rp-vDthKIJhCyRY7XrI-trRCbSMIc8yTluSkAQDkfZ_hjWwknQL42vDMDbow/s1600/GFOTYMAKEOVER3.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhP-rxBFPrHntH42DHHPFVLQsEu78bWgwyAzWbUfBB7NZ1jhC1Tj1N3ZFRAQuBpdwIAr-dIXEyUu9dPW8rp-vDthKIJhCyRY7XrI-trRCbSMIc8yTluSkAQDkfZ_hjWwknQL42vDMDbow/s320/GFOTYMAKEOVER3.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659408373044876786" /></a><br /><b>Look three: Origi-pink!! (lie you saw in my last post!! (this time my finger's are in my mouth! teehee!!!)</b></div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4tgAmPdteb8CHLNfI3yIszNxllrokmuh_Xz6UELQo9Mq3wSYheuVGx4rAGzVZZWYfFgihMWQdvB-xXDtNBF9EeKcRD5ypx4Q7mkcDomqJVei-LDyx45az7tEFOo0p4ocmmT66Og0XEg/s1600/GFOTYMAKE2.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4tgAmPdteb8CHLNfI3yIszNxllrokmuh_Xz6UELQo9Mq3wSYheuVGx4rAGzVZZWYfFgihMWQdvB-xXDtNBF9EeKcRD5ypx4Q7mkcDomqJVei-LDyx45az7tEFOo0p4ocmmT66Og0XEg/s320/GFOTYMAKE2.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659408374635036962" /></a><br /></div><div><b>Look four: An alternative way of looking alterno!! HAHAHA!!11!11</b></div><div><b><br /></b><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikhh8MrkTpsQEP5jeTxsk_w6yig32GROlVL9QGwMW9VXLPwtJQt145LQfimxybMgRbekBn3ilvtqh-lmYORB7UQq_O7El4aP5VJQCSWDMRZGb73OB-2QE15QkgQQaes9UZxQUVfuXtnA/s1600/GFOTYMAKE1.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 251px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikhh8MrkTpsQEP5jeTxsk_w6yig32GROlVL9QGwMW9VXLPwtJQt145LQfimxybMgRbekBn3ilvtqh-lmYORB7UQq_O7El4aP5VJQCSWDMRZGb73OB-2QE15QkgQQaes9UZxQUVfuXtnA/s320/GFOTYMAKE1.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659408369493870498" /></a><br /><b>HELP!!!</b></div><div><br /></div><div>xxx<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-52478175256800330902011-10-02T15:47:00.000-07:002011-10-02T15:51:18.060-07:00HAIRALICIOUS!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7lL-ezUy_1HFcGA-fSMjpAKHFeX6ls-sybVgH2EIBQQ7VbhziPFefbLozEl7SLxrKK2i01eaPxTRChUCdzQ5pC9C1J-GaIktZKc2NRhMXJcYhRbQaGgqElopTsF8GOLRTNkwdFBHp_w/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-10-02+at+23.48.52.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 262px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7lL-ezUy_1HFcGA-fSMjpAKHFeX6ls-sybVgH2EIBQQ7VbhziPFefbLozEl7SLxrKK2i01eaPxTRChUCdzQ5pC9C1J-GaIktZKc2NRhMXJcYhRbQaGgqElopTsF8GOLRTNkwdFBHp_w/s320/Screen+shot+2011-10-02+at+23.48.52.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659030382006582418" /></a>Hey hunnyz!<div><br /></div><div>There's nothing more in a girl that a cute guy looks for when he's looking for that babe (me and you awww!) other then banging hot locks! I WENT OUT AND GOT THIS COOL STYLE FOR MY NEXT BF!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>I wonder what he's going to look like!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh wait.. I like suprises.. Maybe i don't care what he looks like!!</div><div><br /></div><div>No I do!! </div><div><br /></div><div>OH I DON'T KNOW! <3<3<3 SHUCKS!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Anyway.. </div><div><br /></div><div><ol><li>HAIRSTYLE NUMBER 1... You want a guy who likes the colour pink?? DYE IT PINK THEN!!!</li></ol><div><3</div><br /></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-53576308009917906252011-09-06T17:39:00.001-07:002011-09-06T17:40:26.638-07:00DassWKD!GIRLS!<div><br /></div><div>After much anticipation on the so called matter. I've decided to let you all in on MY, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#cc33cc;"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/GFOTY">@GFOTY'S</a></span>(<-- thats a link!) TOP 3 DRINKS for each occasion, whether it's a romantic night in (swoon baby swoon!) or a day in the park (casual cool!)</div><div><br /></div><div>Babies, no matter where you are, here's what the drink vibe is..</div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><ul><li><b>A dinner for two <3 - A BOTTLE OF RED (a bottle of vodka in the bathroom which you swig on the D(own)L(ow): </b>Keep it civil with just ONE bottle of wine, this will prove you don't need alcohol to have a good time and be relaxed. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW!!! That you're downing the bloody spirit in the bathroom with out his his f**king knowledge! HE'S SUCH A FOOL :-)</li></ul></div><a href="http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/red-wine.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/red-wine.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 353px; " /></a><div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000ee;"><u><br /></u></span></div><div><div><br /></div><ul><li><b>In the park on a Sunday :-) - Bucks Fizz: </b>Show your guy you've got STEEZE by swankily dropping the Champs and OJ flex.. It's very cheap in stores like Marks and Spencers, and incredibly tasty (yum!) They have two for one deals sometimes, but once again - the old dutch courage never fails you so get on it early and drink some absinth at yard before meeting your beau. (I chose absinth because it smells minty, so he'll think you've brushed your teeth.. Clever huh?!1!?</li></ul></div><a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31SMHuQ9ATL._SX280_.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31SMHuQ9ATL._SX280_.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 418px; " /></a><div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000ee;"><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000ee;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><b>A late night phone call - WHATEVER YOU WANT! (which involves alcohol):</b>GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.. Boy's don't want to here what you have to say! Let him know what you've <i style="font-weight: bold; ">REALLY </i>got to say by drinking the drink of YOUR (yes UR!) choice!!! Drinking before that all important phone conversation will give YOU (yes U!) the confidence to talk SEXY! Remember, keep it down right dirrrty (like xtina) and send some pics! This should totally work (I say should, when i really mean WILL. LOL!!!)</span></u></span></li></ul><div><u><br /></u></div></div></div></div><a href="http://vodka-store.com/139-274-large/wkd.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://vodka-store.com/139-274-large/wkd.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px; " /></a><br /><br /><div><div><div style="text-align: center; "><div><u><br /></u></div></div><div><div>A good something to go by when phone cybering is this song below.. Good old Remson, I salute you <3<3<3</div></div><div style="text-align: center; "><br /></div><div><iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SOSNJUxAr_I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><3 YOU (YES U!!!) LOTS AND LOTS.</div><div><br /></div><div>!GOOD BYE! XoXGFOTYXoX</div></div></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-19897863370028601822011-08-14T09:44:00.001-07:002011-08-14T09:50:27.916-07:00:-( :------( :'------------( --->>> ;-D <- U!1!Spice things up in the bedroom! Wanna know how?! Here's how!<div>
<br /></div><div>How?!</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Now...</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Girls! this is a really romantic way get your boyfriend to want to share a warm bubble bath with you (or me, teehee!!!) </div><div>
<br /></div><div><ol><li>Order his favourite take out <-- Curry. </li><li>When the Curry arrives, QUICKLY dig your hand in the spiciest sauce you ordered.</li><li>Run to the bathroom and rub the sauce in places where the sun don't shine</li><li>(take some Oxycon to avoid the Burning sensation you are about to experience. :-( )</li><li>Eat the curry <-- Boring</li><li>Offer sex to your man1!</li><li>Have sex with your man!!</li><li>NOW YOUR BOTH GONNA BE IN BURNING PAIN.. </li><li>Whoops! silly you!! lol!</li><li>He will wan't to wash his dick, and you will want to wash yourself as well, so go in the bath, soak in to those warm bubbles and let him caress your sweet sweet body..</li></ol><div><3 I LOVE ROMANCE <3 DO YOU?</div></div><div>
<br /></div><div>x Girlfriendoftheyear x</div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-83550783637253875332011-08-14T09:38:00.000-07:002011-08-14T09:44:03.765-07:00WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF LOVE<a href="http://www.luttigfamily.org/uploads/ckeditor/images/ChurchOfLove-sm.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 156px;" src="http://www.luttigfamily.org/uploads/ckeditor/images/ChurchOfLove-sm.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>
<br />HELLO!
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<br />Welcome to Sundays Service of the Church of Love with me, GFOTY!!!
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<br />I hope you're all sitting.
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<br />Okay.
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<br /><ul><li>Mouth stretches will make your man feel a million dollars down stairs. The wider the mouth the better both of your experiencea. (HEAVENLY LOVE)</li><li>Next time you and your other half have some free time, try going to a local car park and making friends with other parked drivers. (who knows what might happen?!)</li><li>A foot massage is nothing but a foot massage.. BORING.. Aim to pppllleeeaaassseee your man, not teeeeaaaassse him! </li><li>I'm basically trying to say give him a blow-j or two.</li></ul><div>GOOD LUCK :-)</div><div>
<br /></div><div>xx GFOTY xx</div>
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<br />GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-5338499343880724322011-08-02T15:19:00.000-07:002011-08-02T15:20:20.250-07:00SAY YOU'LL BE MINE<a href="http://s754.photobucket.com/albums/xx190/claudiuss91/gifs/?action=view&current=tupacdance.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx190/claudiuss91/gifs/tupacdance.gif" border="0" alt="tupac dance"></a>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-76183272710957014322011-08-02T14:55:00.000-07:002011-08-02T15:08:36.941-07:00BULLET POINTS<ul><li>Getting the guy of your dreams does NOT have to be so complicated!</li><li>SO!</li><li>in a few simple bullet points</li><li>not only will i teach you how uncomplicated it can be</li><li>but I will also throw a few pictures in!!!</li></ul><div style="text-align: center; ">!HERE WE GO!</div><div style="text-align: center; "><br /></div><div style="text-align: left; "><ul><li>Bullet 1: For easiness' sake, we will call the guy Colin. He's 6foot, blonde, and blue eyed!</li><li>Bullet 2: --><a href="http://wa3.images.onesite.com/my.telegraph.co.uk/user/levent/blog_photos/kivanc_tatlitug_19.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://wa3.images.onesite.com/my.telegraph.co.uk/user/levent/blog_photos/kivanc_tatlitug_19.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 225px; " /></a></li><li>Bullet 3: Text him at midnight (00:00) and offer him some dessert</li><li>Bullet 4: --->></li></ul></div><a href="http://randompocketnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/iphone-text-1-237x400.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://randompocketnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/iphone-text-1-237x400.gif" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 237px; height: 400px; " /></a><ul><li>Bullet 5: Little will our Colin know, that you're dessert!!</li><li>Bullet 6: Wear something small, pink, and sexy</li><li>Bullet 7: Don't forget the fake tan!</li><li>Bullet 8: When he comes in, make him <i>cum</i> in (know what i mean!!!)</li><li>Bullet 9: Damn he's fine (A rhyme for fun!!)</li><li>Bullet 10: Tell him to go home, no boy likes a desperate loser.</li><li>Bullet 11:</li></ul><a href="http://www.glitteruniverse.com/images/boyfriend-girlfriend/i-have-a-hot-boyfriend-1.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 354px; height: 222px;" src="http://www.glitteruniverse.com/images/boyfriend-girlfriend/i-have-a-hot-boyfriend-1.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><ul><li>Bullet 12: Replace the "I" in Bullet 11 to "You" And you've now got a boyfriend!</li></ul>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-68138235009076981282011-07-29T17:03:00.000-07:002011-07-29T17:09:35.225-07:00Strictly Cum DancingMY ULTIM8 GIRLFRIEND OTHER THEN MYSELF IS THIS CUTIE <a href="http://bertiebrandes.blogspot.com/">(Le Bert!)</a> !<div><br /></div><div>Together we make a perfect girl couple <3<3<3</div><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzqfzIDxYrWLu1cgAkiHq0X4-TNSKt94sY9MSK1zHwMX41z5htIN7OZPtyw1MLblop2zCmT_7SfKoKJvscbpOHIVPBm9XDHwD1oV4L_d-jGk8gkOFtvC5VX195FDTu_ytGp2KXnW_yqA/s1600/gfotylebertz.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 640px; height: 434px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzqfzIDxYrWLu1cgAkiHq0X4-TNSKt94sY9MSK1zHwMX41z5htIN7OZPtyw1MLblop2zCmT_7SfKoKJvscbpOHIVPBm9XDHwD1oV4L_d-jGk8gkOFtvC5VX195FDTu_ytGp2KXnW_yqA/s320/gfotylebertz.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5634929997762121314" /></a><br /><3 CUTE SWEET BLISS LOVE <3<div><br /></div><div>Very soon (CAN'T SAY WHEN OR WHERE!) We are spotted have a very special kiss and Q&A somewhere! #LUSH <3<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div></div></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-51764062830741364492011-07-26T07:00:00.000-07:002011-07-26T07:02:00.233-07:00!TUMBLR!I HAVE A <a href="http://gfoty.tumblr.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">TUMBLR</span>!</a> <<<<----- CLICK THE WORLD <a href="http://gfoty.tumblr.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">TUMBLR!!! </span></a>TO GET TO IT <3<div><br /></div><div>I dont quite understand it yet, but its totally cool fun times!1?!1 </div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-63840466418636102392011-07-25T03:06:00.000-07:002011-07-25T03:09:12.828-07:00AND HEARTS ;<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><b>♥ <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; 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font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:15.8333px;"><b>♥ </b></span></b></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: -webkit-xxx-large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><b>&HEARTS;</b></span></span></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-49728050268077464402011-07-25T02:51:00.000-07:002011-07-25T03:06:34.239-07:00GAYDARRING<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='640' height='512' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwDWsAEPZYTxbkPpwJHXRuflIB0hMnReCnn5qkYmapK-bIdaU2dlMc8ay88etQAH4LlV-CGIQy_coIUDBOIbg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-23427379632294325992011-07-25T02:37:00.000-07:002011-07-25T02:45:02.967-07:00TIPOF-THEDAY<a href="http://www.titstitties.com/data/media/2/adriana-lima-celebrity-cleavage-tremendo-sexy-hot-babe-adriana-lima-model-boobs-bra-victorias-secret-sexy-pics-angie56-beauty_large.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 380px; height: 512px;" src="http://www.titstitties.com/data/media/2/adriana-lima-celebrity-cleavage-tremendo-sexy-hot-babe-adriana-lima-model-boobs-bra-victorias-secret-sexy-pics-angie56-beauty_large.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><br /></span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;">Wear a bra which attracts male and female attention.</span></span></b><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Hoist up each of your titties so when you walk in to your working environment, all eyes will turn. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b>When you want to go home, exclaim something along the likes of "MY TIT'S ARE HURTING, THEY NEED SOME ATTENTION. :-( " </b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Chances are you'll get the boss, the bosses son, and maybe even some of the bosses wife!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Sweet and Cheerful :-) </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">xGFOTYx </span></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-86416669585536483662011-07-24T11:52:00.000-07:002011-07-24T12:02:37.640-07:002 BECAME NUN :-0Why just last week, I had 2 guys on the go.. I will call one Jarvis, and I will call the other one Colin (For law suit purpouses..) Anyway, I was walking down the road with Jarvis one day in <b>LONDON TOWN!N!N!N! </b>And through the window of a taxi I could see Colin sitting through the clear clean glass drinking a cup of hot coffee.. <div><br /></div><div>This got me going.</div><div><br /></div><div>So.. Jarvis had obvs not met Colin (because obviously I'd be single if that happened) But he saw the way I was looking at Colin and asked me why i was eyeing him up from a far.. </div><div><br /></div><div>I didn't know what to say..</div><div><br /></div><div>SUDDENLY. </div><div><br /></div><div>It hit me that all I need to say is that I like the taste of coffee and I wanted a Starbucks..</div><div><br /></div><div>In that instance, Jarvez whisked me off my feet and in to the nearest Starbucks where he bought me a LARGE BLACK AMERICANO.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is where I unfortunately happened to bump in to a Large Black American man who happened to be Colin.</div><div><br /></div><div> SO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT??</div><div><br /></div><div>I panicked and soiled myself all over the Starbucks floor, and tried to run for the bathroom but happened to slip into my own Soil. </div><div><br /></div><div>NEITHER JARVIS OR COLIN DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT.</div><div><br /></div><div>I was a dumped women... :---( </div><div><br /></div><div>THEN!!! GOD HAVE MERCY!!! GOD DID HAVE MERCY!!! </div><div><br /></div><div>A lady with a nice <3heart<3 picked me up and took me to one side, held my hand and we tenderly walked off in to the distance. She told me a Nunnery was waiting my way, and that lots of good feelings happen there. </div><div><br /></div><div>I smiled, thinking about the feeling of being in a safe, lovely, women run brothel.. </div><div><br /></div><div>Went there.. </div><div><br /></div><div>And never went back.</div><div><br /></div><div>A STORY. A STORY FOR US ALL..</div><div><br /></div><div>LOW AND BEHOLD.</div><div><br /></div><div>xxx Gfoty xxx May my thoughts be with you.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-60217816894544531332011-07-24T11:21:00.000-07:002011-07-24T11:49:45.411-07:00BIG ON THE ROADSA little birdy once told me that a mans car size is relevant to the size of his massive (or not so, oi oi wheyyy!!!) PEN15.. I tested the roads and drank the water and have concluded the below statements and facts.<div><br /></div><div>THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY WOMEN! THIS IS HOW TO TELL WHOSE REALLY GOT MOXY ON THE STREETS.</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center; ">Guy 1: <b>TAKE A RIDE IN MY FORD AND ILL CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD</b></div><div style="text-align: center; "><b><br /></b></div><a href="http://www.ford.co.uk/cs/BlobServer?blobtable=MungoBlobs&blobcol=urldata&blobwhere=1214337550173&blobkey=id" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 468px; height: 360px;" src="http://www.ford.co.uk/cs/BlobServer?blobtable=MungoBlobs&blobcol=urldata&blobwhere=1214337550173&blobkey=id" border="0" alt="" /></a>A safe, friendly, choice to opt for when picking a guy with a good sized <b>PEN15, </b>It's clear that he's not worrying about the size of that thing so he's playing it cool, calm and collected on road so that when he does meet one of us fine specimens, we'll be in for the ride of our LIVE'S GURLSGURLSGURLS!!!!!!! He's holding his gear stick firmly meaning he knows how to control us if we get out of hand, and he's got a clear sense of direction because he's using NO navigation system ( you get me??!?1 ooohhh sassy!)<br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><br /></span></b><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#003300;">PEN15 RANKING: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">3.5 inches wide, 9.5 inches long. </span>Not too <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">big</span> . Not too <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">SMALL.. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A perfect paradox of smoothness and roughness and a night of paradise and well being. (I CAN BUT ONLY DREAM :-((((( )))</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#003300;"><br /></span></span></b><div style="text-align: left;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;">Guy 2: <b>THE GEE WHIZZ EXTRAORDINAIRE.</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><a href="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/Whizzcar_468x360.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/Whizzcar_468x360.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 468px; height: 360px; " /></a><br /><div>This guy's got STEEZE and he knows how to show us! He doesnt need a flash car to show off the size of his whopper, anyway, we can see by his 'come to bed' eyes that he aint taking none of us for a slow and easy ride.</div><div><br /></div><div>PEN15 RANKING: <b>8 inches wide 5 inches long.</b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">LUSH AND HEAVEN!!!</span></b></span> <3<3<3</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Guy 3: <b>THE HUMMER HUMDINGER (ooohhohoh!!!11 YEAH!!!1!1!1)</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><a href="http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/VandalHummer.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 480px; height: 366px;" src="http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/VandalHummer.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>This guys hot, horny, and an ALL OVER ---> <b>HUNK</b>. <i>HOWEVER</i>, he's hiding his heaving little hefty PEN15 behind his RiDe. First things first.. His tyre's flat.. So how's he even gonna drive this TING?!? A tricky situation I believe! A wise man once told me, if you gotta a big car, you got something to hide, and with that in mind please read below for the.......<div><br /></div><div>....</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330099;">PEN15 RANKING OF A LIFE TIME:</span></span></b> # : :! ---> <b>2 inches wide and 5 inches long</b><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><3 <3 <3 </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#330033;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;">FINALLY!! MY PERFECT GUY ON ROAD.. THIS IS MY GUY. THE ULTIMATE GUY FOR ALL GUYS.</span></b></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="576" height="432"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/99171456204"><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/99171456204" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="576" height="432"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div>(I reckon he's hiding a little more then a PEN15 disaster.. dead body? dead mouse? SATAN PERHAPS?!?!?!?! ) (Scaryyy!!! *shudders*)</div><div><br /></div><div>LOVE YOU. </div><div><br /></div><div>XXGFOTYXX</div></div></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-66127309111682919192011-07-22T07:51:00.001-07:002011-07-22T07:55:11.641-07:00WAYS TO GET YOUR WAY.THERE'S TOO MANY WAY'S TO CONTROL YOUR MAN LADIES!!! Today I will share three of those ways.<div><br /></div><div>WAY 1: Watch a sad movie with him.. Then when something bad happens, burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.<div><br /></div><div>WAY 2: Tell him he's allowed to cheat on you. Then when he does, burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.</div><div><br /></div><div>WAY 3: Look through all the stuff in his room and throw out everything you don't approve of. Then if he happens to get angry at you ( MEAN :-( ) , burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.</div><div><br /></div><div>Crying is so fun :-D</div><div><br /></div><div>WAY OUT.</div></div>GFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3012180343875352940.post-83731991359980859322011-07-16T10:41:00.001-07:002011-07-16T10:45:19.479-07:00BIRTHDAYS3XLadettas!!!<br /><br />It's my bday party tonight and i'm going in HARD, (that's what she said teeeheeheee!!!)<br /><br />So basically. I 've invited 107 special people, who happen to funnily enough be all the guys i slept with and one girl (cringe! OMG I WAS LIKE 14 AND EXPERIMENT(al)ING) It's a weird coincidence TB-perfectly-H with you but i think the situation will go down quite well and cool..<br /><br />I'M SO EXCITED. I'VE MADE A CAKE UT OF ALL THEIR SEPARATE <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">SEMEN!</span></span> </span><br /><br />xxx<br /><br /><3<3<3 LAVISH <3<3<3<br /><br />GFOTY<br /><br />xxxGFOTYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11855192610521044912noreply@blogger.com0