:-( :------( :'------------( --->>> ;-D <- U!1!

Spice things up in the bedroom! Wanna know how?! Here's how!

How?!

Now...

Girls! this is a really romantic way get your boyfriend to want to share a warm bubble bath with you (or me, teehee!!!)

1. Order his favourite take out <-- Curry.
2. When the Curry arrives, QUICKLY dig your hand in the spiciest sauce you ordered.
3. Run to the bathroom and rub the sauce in places where the sun don't shine
4. (take some Oxycon to avoid the Burning sensation you are about to experience. :-( )
5. Eat the curry <-- Boring
6. Offer sex to your man1!
7. Have sex with your man!!
8. NOW YOUR BOTH GONNA BE IN BURNING PAIN..
9. Whoops! silly you!! lol!
10. He will wan't to wash his dick, and you will want to wash yourself as well, so go in the bath, soak in to those warm bubbles and let him caress your sweet sweet body..

<3 I LOVE ROMANCE <3 DO YOU?

x Girlfriendoftheyear x

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF LOVE

HELLO!

Welcome to Sundays Service of the Church of Love with me, GFOTY!!!

I hope you're all sitting.

Okay.

• Mouth stretches will make your man feel a million dollars down stairs. The wider the mouth the better both of your experiencea. (HEAVENLY LOVE)
• Next time you and your other half have some free time, try going to a local car park and making friends with other parked drivers. (who knows what might happen?!)
• A foot massage is nothing but a foot massage.. BORING.. Aim to pppllleeeaaassseee your man, not teeeeaaaassse him!
• I'm basically trying to say give him a blow-j or two.

GOOD LUCK :-)

xx GFOTY xx

SAY YOU'LL BE MINE

BULLET POINTS

• Getting the guy of your dreams does NOT have to be so complicated!
• SO!
• in a few simple bullet points
• not only will i teach you how uncomplicated it can be
• but I will also throw a few pictures in!!!

!HERE WE GO!

• Bullet 1: For easiness' sake, we will call the guy Colin. He's 6foot, blonde, and blue eyed!
• Bullet 2: -->
• Bullet 3: Text him at midnight (00:00) and offer him some dessert
• Bullet 4: --->>

• Bullet 5: Little will our Colin know, that you're dessert!!
• Bullet 6: Wear something small, pink, and sexy
• Bullet 7: Don't forget the fake tan!
• Bullet 8: When he comes in, make him cum in (know what i mean!!!)
• Bullet 9: Damn he's fine (A rhyme for fun!!)
• Bullet 10: Tell him to go home, no boy likes a desperate loser.
• Bullet 11:

• Bullet 12: Replace the "I" in Bullet 11 to "You" And you've now got a boyfriend!