BULLET POINTS

• Getting the guy of your dreams does NOT have to be so complicated!
• SO!
• in a few simple bullet points
• not only will i teach you how uncomplicated it can be
• but I will also throw a few pictures in!!!

!HERE WE GO!

• Bullet 1: For easiness' sake, we will call the guy Colin. He's 6foot, blonde, and blue eyed!
• Bullet 2: -->
• Bullet 3: Text him at midnight (00:00) and offer him some dessert
• Bullet 4: --->>

• Bullet 5: Little will our Colin know, that you're dessert!!
• Bullet 6: Wear something small, pink, and sexy
• Bullet 7: Don't forget the fake tan!
• Bullet 8: When he comes in, make him cum in (know what i mean!!!)
• Bullet 9: Damn he's fine (A rhyme for fun!!)
• Bullet 10: Tell him to go home, no boy likes a desperate loser.
• Bullet 11:

• Bullet 12: Replace the "I" in Bullet 11 to "You" And you've now got a boyfriend!