THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY WOMEN! THIS IS HOW TO TELL WHOSE REALLY GOT MOXY ON THE STREETS.
Guy 1: TAKE A RIDE IN MY FORD AND ILL CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD
A safe, friendly, choice to opt for when picking a guy with a good sized PEN15, It's clear that he's not worrying about the size of that thing so he's playing it cool, calm and collected on road so that when he does meet one of us fine specimens, we'll be in for the ride of our LIVE'S GURLSGURLSGURLS!!!!!!! He's holding his gear stick firmly meaning he knows how to control us if we get out of hand, and he's got a clear sense of direction because he's using NO navigation system ( you get me??!?1 ooohhh sassy!)
PEN15 RANKING: 3.5 inches wide, 9.5 inches long. Not too big . Not too SMALL.. A perfect paradox of smoothness and roughness and a night of paradise and well being. (I CAN BUT ONLY DREAM :-((((( )))
Guy 2: THE GEE WHIZZ EXTRAORDINAIRE.
This guy's got STEEZE and he knows how to show us! He doesnt need a flash car to show off the size of his whopper, anyway, we can see by his 'come to bed' eyes that he aint taking none of us for a slow and easy ride.
PEN15 RANKING: 8 inches wide 5 inches long. LUSH AND HEAVEN!!! <3<3<3
Guy 3: THE HUMMER HUMDINGER (ooohhohoh!!!11 YEAH!!!1!1!1)
This guys hot, horny, and an ALL OVER ---> HUNK. HOWEVER, he's hiding his heaving little hefty PEN15 behind his RiDe. First things first.. His tyre's flat.. So how's he even gonna drive this TING?!? A tricky situation I believe! A wise man once told me, if you gotta a big car, you got something to hide, and with that in mind please read below for the.......
PEN15 RANKING OF A LIFE TIME: # : :! ---> 2 inches wide and 5 inches long
<3 <3 <3
FINALLY!! MY PERFECT GUY ON ROAD.. THIS IS MY GUY. THE ULTIMATE GUY FOR ALL GUYS.
(I reckon he's hiding a little more then a PEN15 disaster.. dead body? dead mouse? SATAN PERHAPS?!?!?!?! ) (Scaryyy!!! *shudders*)