THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY WOMEN! THIS IS HOW TO TELL WHOSE REALLY GOT MOXY ON THE STREETS.
Guy 1: TAKE A RIDE IN MY FORD AND ILL CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD
PEN15 RANKING: 3.5 inches wide, 9.5 inches long. Not too big . Not too SMALL.. A perfect paradox of smoothness and roughness and a night of paradise and well being. (I CAN BUT ONLY DREAM :-((((( )))
This guys hot, horny, and an ALL OVER ---> HUNK. HOWEVER, he's hiding his heaving little hefty PEN15 behind his RiDe. First things first.. His tyre's flat.. So how's he even gonna drive this TING?!? A tricky situation I believe! A wise man once told me, if you gotta a big car, you got something to hide, and with that in mind please read below for the.......
Guy 2: THE GEE WHIZZ EXTRAORDINAIRE.
This guy's got STEEZE and he knows how to show us! He doesnt need a flash car to show off the size of his whopper, anyway, we can see by his 'come to bed' eyes that he aint taking none of us for a slow and easy ride.
PEN15 RANKING: 8 inches wide 5 inches long. LUSH AND HEAVEN!!! <3<3<3
Guy 3: THE HUMMER HUMDINGER (ooohhohoh!!!11 YEAH!!!1!1!1)
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PEN15 RANKING OF A LIFE TIME: # : :! ---> 2 inches wide and 5 inches long
<3 <3 <3
FINALLY!! MY PERFECT GUY ON ROAD.. THIS IS MY GUY. THE ULTIMATE GUY FOR ALL GUYS.
(I reckon he's hiding a little more then a PEN15 disaster.. dead body? dead mouse? SATAN PERHAPS?!?!?!?! ) (Scaryyy!!! *shudders*)
LOVE YOU.
XXGFOTYXX
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