Monday, 25 July 2011

TIPOF-THEDAY


Wear a bra which attracts male and female attention.

Hoist up each of your titties so when you walk in to your working environment, all eyes will turn.

When you want to go home, exclaim something along the likes of "MY TIT'S ARE HURTING, THEY NEED SOME ATTENTION. :-( "

Chances are you'll get the boss, the bosses son, and maybe even some of the bosses wife!

Sweet and Cheerful :-)

xGFOTYx

Friday, 22 July 2011

WAYS TO GET YOUR WAY.

THERE'S TOO MANY WAY'S TO CONTROL YOUR MAN LADIES!!! Today I will share three of those ways.

WAY 1: Watch a sad movie with him.. Then when something bad happens, burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.

WAY 2: Tell him he's allowed to cheat on you. Then when he does, burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.

WAY 3: Look through all the stuff in his room and throw out everything you don't approve of. Then if he happens to get angry at you ( MEAN :-( ) , burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.

Crying is so fun :-D

WAY OUT.

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

REJECTSHUN

I've been doing to my blog what guys used to do to me until i became GFOTY :-( It will all be worth it so please take the time to look at my new nail. <3££££<3




LOVE YOU GURLYZ
xoxoxoxGFOTYxoxoxox

Monday, 11 July 2011

Zoo


Girls Girls G1rLs!!!

I went to the zoo yesterday and was heavily influenced by the way some of the monkeys picked fleas off of there significant others tails..

But it made me think.... Maybe there really is no true love out there for humans like me.. I mean yeah sure i'll delve in to my honeys nose for new exciting germs which maybe later on in life I can breed, and most definitely I would (for sure) go in to his rubbish, whilst searching for cheating evidence, perhaps find the odd tissue which i will keep in my purse for when i get lonley (and h0rny oioi wheeyy!!) but I simply would not do that of the Golden-Tailed Monkey and brush away the many lice from my guys tail..

Is that bad?

Tip of the day: Don't go to the zoo if you have deep heart felt emotions with animals.

Friday, 8 July 2011

GFOTY MEETZ A FASHUN MAN! ♥

I met up with a clothes designer who told me how he'd win a gurl over... If you want a man who's in to designing clothes, HERE'S HOW!!! <3<3<3

Thursday, 7 July 2011

ALLMYGUYS


GIRLS. ALL MY BOYFRIENDS LIVE ON MY NAILS AFTER WE BROKE UP.. HERE ARE A FEW. :-( RIP/. I MISS YOU. FUGZ...

I WANT A GENTLEMAN LIKE THIS ♥ ♥ ♥

There's not much more to say apart from this guy is such a gent <3<3<3 Read the blog for advice on how to bag him!!!


XGFOTYX

GFOT(ME)Y MEETS HOT GURL

I MET A HOT BABE.. I ASKED HER QUESTIONS... oh my god like se was soooo cute<3<3<3 girlies, i hoe you can get something useful out of this.. i love you ALL so much...



MWAHMWAHMWAH

GIRLFRIENDOFTHEYEAR

GFOTY (ME) MEATZ (ANIMAL!!!) STEPHEN!!! (PH OR V? :-( )

I MET SUPER LOVELY STEPHEN/STEVEN TO FIND OUT WHAT HE WANTS FROM A LADY... THIS IS WHAT HE SAID..:::




IF YOU WANT A GUY LIKE STEPHEN/STEVEN FOLLOW THIS ADVICE.

XXXXX<3GFOTY<3XXXXX

Saturday, 2 July 2011

GFOTY MEATZ LEBERT

MET UP WIV LE BERT TO TALK ABOUT GUYS. SHE'S SO FASHIONABLE. IF YOU WANT TO MEET FASHIONY GUYS I RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS USEFUL VIDEO OF USEFUL INTERESTING ADVICE ON HOW TO BAG ONE.. (BAG ONE.. SEE WHAT I DID THERE!!!)