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Wednesday, 30 March 2011

GUEST-SPOT #2

YOU'LL FIND HIM ON A SHIP, AND BOY WILL YOU FIND HIM WRECKED! IT'S ONLY RICKY BIEDUL!1! (hover over the name to find a link!)

We met up for a formal chat about what he wants when he wants it and why. GRAB A CAMERA GIRLS, AND TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS POST! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW TO BAG A MAN LIKE RICHARD BIEDUL.

Interview starts...


Hey YOU! So tell me, how far in Kilometres do you want that girl to go?
I like a girl to go that extra mile. If she starts an uncomfortably close friendship with my parents, I know she's a keeper

CHANGE OF FONT!!!

WOAH! You're talking in MILES! Imagine this scenario... You're at a pub quiz and you're with a potential new partner, if she didn't know the answer and she went on her IPHONE 4 (again hover over IPHONE 4) to find the answer.. What would you think?
I like women with an inquisitive nature. The more inclined she is to hunt through my belongings the better.

And there we have it darlings! Best of luck and follow him on TWITTER! (hover over TWITTER! and click)

Monday, 28 March 2011

SEX ON A PLATE



Recipe #1.

It's so simple to replicate. Men love sushi because it reminds them of something!! Here's how I did it.
  • Go to a Japanese restaurant and buy some sushi, any flavour will do. I opted for the California Roll, because I absolutely love California!
  • Grab a plate!
  • Tear up the sushi in different sections to write the word "SEX".
  • Buy a Red Stripe from the shop and put it on the side of the plate.
  • Put on the lingerie and serve it, and yourself on the table.
Bon Appetite boyfriends of the world!

P.S: You can write any sexy word you like, i've previously tried, "coochy", "slut", and "condom", although the latter didn't go down so well.

Remember girlies, HAVE FUN!