SEXTING=ARRESTING???

Happy Sunday darlings!

So I was reading my fav teen mag yesterday when the bar was really raised... Sexting - Can it get you arrested? To put it bluntly NO! Unless if "arrested" means, arrested in the district of <3love<3, then we most deffs can (SWEET huh!!! ???) Well not if you do it like I do.. You gotta be subtle when sending a sexy text to a sexy lad. I know how, do you know how? Here's how!!!

• DONT DO THIS. WAY TO SUBTLE. This alone could get you dumped, firstly there aint enough cleavage, major dilemma!!! Take your bra off and push both your arms in towards your chest to give girl a natural cleave.

• What the devil does this mean? Three words girls, WRONG WRONG WRONG. " "ICTIC" or else I'd want you to Fuck me like the witch/woman I am baby..." Your hot hunk is gonna get so confused by this, like totally! I'd opt for something more along the lines of my next tip, from my own phone to my own boyfriend!!!

• This is so adorable!!! I sent it to my honey last year, WE LIKE TO USE EMOTICONS TO SHOW OUR ETERNAL LOVE BLOSSOM FOR EACH OTHER <3<3<3 The best thing about using funky pictures is that if a police constable was to see it and wanted to take you to court, you could make up any old story about what it really means and you'll be off the hook in no time!!!

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Maybe something like..

Me: "You thinking what i'm thinking? Smiling at something good, or happily laughing at my new waterproof lipstick??"

My boyfy: Both!!! SHUCKS!!!

My boyfy (again): You should happily laugh and make your self cry

Me: So you want me to buy my lipstick all over your Tuesdays?

My boyf: Yes my love

AND THERE WE HAVE IT!!!

A safe and funky way of sending wonderful words and pictures to the guy of yours and my dreams.

xxx Love from me <- GFOTY xxx Sexscribe!!!

SEX ON A PLATE

Recipe #1.

It's so simple to replicate. Men love sushi because it reminds them of something!! Here's how I did it.

• Go to a Japanese restaurant and buy some sushi, any flavour will do. I opted for the California Roll, because I absolutely love California!
• Grab a plate!

• Tear up the sushi in different sections to write the word "SEX".
• Buy a Red Stripe from the shop and put it on the side of the plate.
• Put on the lingerie and serve it, and yourself on the table.

Bon Appetite boyfriends of the world!

P.S: You can write any sexy word you like, i've previously tried, "coochy", "slut", and "condom", although the latter didn't go down so well.

Remember girlies, HAVE FUN!

HE'LL LOVE IT IF YOU

Pretend you've only slept with people named Colin. It's a real silly name and it will make your boo feel superior to all your past liaisons. (this is unless his name is Colin, in which case pretend you've slept with no one)

Wear crotchless underwear over another pair of knickers. It comes across slutty, but not too slutty. It will make him wonder what underwear you're wearing underneath the crotchless ones!

Get his name tattooed across you're wrist like i did earlier! You should probably do it towards the beginning of your relationship. This will make him feel cleverer then you, and this is what all men want to be!

• Get a job in retail. Remember girls, our boyfys are the ones who deserve to have the better jobs, right? To go against this crucial rule would be going against our guys. You gotta make sure that you don't speak to anyone though whilst at work because you'r boyfriend doesn't care about how your day really was. We want to know about HIS DAY!

Have a good saturday girlies!