GFOTY MEATZ LEBERT

MET UP WIV LE BERT TO TALK ABOUT GUYS. SHE'S SO FASHIONABLE. IF YOU WANT TO MEET FASHIONY GUYS I RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS USEFUL VIDEO OF USEFUL INTERESTING ADVICE ON HOW TO BAG ONE.. (BAG ONE.. SEE WHAT I DID THERE!!!)

♥my life was created in to a game♥

I was alerted with this today, and although it hasn't been made FOR me, I found it very apt to how my bedroom manners work. It's really adorable and sweet and it's just how I want all my romances to work. SOBBING HARD RIGHT NOW. awwww!!!

SEVEN!

WAYS TO GET TO SEVENTH BASE!!!

1. Ask!!!
2. Don't resist when a guy is pushing your head down for shiners.
3. Take your clothes off when he's not looking
4. Take his clothe's on when your not looking
5. Tell him your a slut
6. Side alleys are your friend
7. THE YOUNGER THE BETTER

YAWN

OH MY GOD.

I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT LAST ESPRESSO SHOT!!!

MY LIFE IS IN CAPITALS!!!

MY NIGHT WAS SOOOO COOL LAST NIGHT!

I've never been to such a cool place! The people were all so trendy, and the bands were so funky! THE BEST THING ABOUT IT? MEN MEN MEN!!!!! Oh my god! It was just so cool!!!

Now i've got the swing of how they work, I'm gonna start going to gigs way more often... So anyway, in ode to gigging, I'm gonna give you some fanatical facts for what to wear to a gig.

A bowler hat - not too big because you don't wanna look like a complete dick (i mean come on!! err hello!!!)

Walk around with a guitar on your back at ALL times - This is because you can blend in and make boyfriends!

Opt for sensible yet chic shoes - Converses in pink or purple obvies!!!

Wear a dress - Floral patterns please girls! But make sure it's not TOO short because when your moshing out you don't want your bikini line on show!!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY PLEASE. MWAHHHHH!!!! xx GFOTY xx