BACK *&* ON TRACK!

Hey girls! I know what you're all thinking huh? IT'S BEEN WAY TOO LONG! Like so long, like so long like the size of your soon to be next boyfriends thing!!! (I hope its massive!!! saucy lol!!!) Anway, I've been busy doing things which I have now realised are so NOT as important as making sure my fans (you girls) get a decent BF to curl into during these cold nights of the winter season (omg totals sorry if you're not reading this from a weather climate which isn't UK etc right now cos you must not have a CLUE what i'm talking about! LOL! It's currently -3 in London right now! Don't believe me? GOOGLE SEARCH IT!!! OMG RIGHT?). Anyway.... Enough is enough, and i know what enough is... Here are some tips for keeping guys NEAR for the new YEAR!

GFOTYS GUIDE ON KEEPING GUYS NEAR FOR THE NEW YEAR

Always keep a spare cell phone on you... Fake a phone call to yourself whilst you're on a date with a HOT GUY!!! When you're in the middle of a dry (BORING) convo, slyly whip out your sacred celly-phone and call yourself! Pick up your REAL phone and act all dramatic like something REALLY REALLY REALLY bad has happened!!! when you get off the phone, fake cry and pretend something really BAD (click on the word BAD for ideas...) has happened and watch the magic unfold GIRL! The guy/hunk your with is gonna feel really sorry for you and feel forced to stay with you tonight!!! I tried it out the other day and it worked a wonderful charm <3

GOOD LUCK AND IM SO SORRY IT'S BEEN SO LONG. I'M HERE FOR YOU FROM NOW ON. FOREVER, AND ALWAYS.

xx GFOTY xx

GFOTY WITH THE SKINS CAST

XXXXXXX HERE I AM AND HERE ARE THE CAST OF SKINS. IT'S AN INTERVIEW IN WHICH WE ALL FEATURE IN <3 OMG!!! IT'S LIKE SO ROMANTIC! OMG! I LOVE GUYS! XXXXXXX

I MET THE HOLLYOAKS CAST

Hey babygurlz.

Here's a sexy vid of me meeting the Hollyoaks Freshers for SUPERSUPER MAGAZINE, they were so swank <3

ENJOY!

AIR HAIR LAIR

OHMYGOD:( in regards to my last post on how to get you all guys... ->>> ;'-D (hope it's working y'all<3) I REALISED I HATE MY HAIR AND I HATE MY LIFE ;'-(...

SO!!!

I!!!

CHANGED MY HAIR SO MANY TIMES!!!

What's your fave? I want a guy with steeze, wit, charisma, tall, dark, handsome, hot, sexy, rad, lush, stern and most of all friendly.. AWWWW!11!!!!111!!111!!!!11!

HERE ARE MY LOOKS... PLZ HELP!!! <3 xxx GFOTY xxx

Look one: Red and Sexy.. cool?

Look two: I think this is copying my gurl Beyonce... too bate? (lol!)

Look three: Origi-pink!! (lie you saw in my last post!! (this time my finger's are in my mouth! teehee!!!)

Look four: An alternative way of looking alterno!! HAHAHA!!11!11

HELP!!!

xxx

HAIRALICIOUS!!!

Hey hunnyz!

There's nothing more in a girl that a cute guy looks for when he's looking for that babe (me and you awww!) other then banging hot locks! I WENT OUT AND GOT THIS COOL STYLE FOR MY NEXT BF!!!

I wonder what he's going to look like!!

Oh wait.. I like suprises.. Maybe i don't care what he looks like!!

No I do!!

OH I DON'T KNOW! <3<3<3 SHUCKS!!!

Anyway..

1. HAIRSTYLE NUMBER 1... You want a guy who likes the colour pink?? DYE IT PINK THEN!!!

<3

DassWKD!

GIRLS!

After much anticipation on the so called matter. I've decided to let you all in on MY, @GFOTY'S(<-- thats a link!) TOP 3 DRINKS for each occasion, whether it's a romantic night in (swoon baby swoon!) or a day in the park (casual cool!)

Babies, no matter where you are, here's what the drink vibe is..

• A dinner for two <3 - A BOTTLE OF RED (a bottle of vodka in the bathroom which you swig on the D(own)L(ow): Keep it civil with just ONE bottle of wine, this will prove you don't need alcohol to have a good time and be relaxed. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW!!! That you're downing the bloody spirit in the bathroom with out his his f**king knowledge! HE'S SUCH A FOOL :-)

• In the park on a Sunday :-) - Bucks Fizz: Show your guy you've got STEEZE by swankily dropping the Champs and OJ flex.. It's very cheap in stores like Marks and Spencers, and incredibly tasty (yum!) They have two for one deals sometimes, but once again - the old dutch courage never fails you so get on it early and drink some absinth at yard before meeting your beau. (I chose absinth because it smells minty, so he'll think you've brushed your teeth.. Clever huh?!1!?

• A late night phone call - WHATEVER YOU WANT! (which involves alcohol):GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.. Boy's don't want to here what you have to say! Let him know what you've REALLY got to say by drinking the drink of YOUR (yes UR!) choice!!! Drinking before that all important phone conversation will give YOU (yes U!) the confidence to talk SEXY! Remember, keep it down right dirrrty (like xtina) and send some pics! This should totally work (I say should, when i really mean WILL. LOL!!!)

A good something to go by when phone cybering is this song below.. Good old Remson, I salute you <3<3<3

<3 YOU (YES U!!!) LOTS AND LOTS.

!GOOD BYE! XoXGFOTYXoX

:-( :------( :'------------( --->>> ;-D <- U!1!

Spice things up in the bedroom! Wanna know how?! Here's how!

How?!

Now...

Girls! this is a really romantic way get your boyfriend to want to share a warm bubble bath with you (or me, teehee!!!)

1. Order his favourite take out <-- Curry.
2. When the Curry arrives, QUICKLY dig your hand in the spiciest sauce you ordered.
3. Run to the bathroom and rub the sauce in places where the sun don't shine
4. (take some Oxycon to avoid the Burning sensation you are about to experience. :-( )
5. Eat the curry <-- Boring
6. Offer sex to your man1!
7. Have sex with your man!!
8. NOW YOUR BOTH GONNA BE IN BURNING PAIN..
9. Whoops! silly you!! lol!
10. He will wan't to wash his dick, and you will want to wash yourself as well, so go in the bath, soak in to those warm bubbles and let him caress your sweet sweet body..

<3 I LOVE ROMANCE <3 DO YOU?

x Girlfriendoftheyear x

WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF LOVE

HELLO!

Welcome to Sundays Service of the Church of Love with me, GFOTY!!!

I hope you're all sitting.

Okay.

• Mouth stretches will make your man feel a million dollars down stairs. The wider the mouth the better both of your experiencea. (HEAVENLY LOVE)
• Next time you and your other half have some free time, try going to a local car park and making friends with other parked drivers. (who knows what might happen?!)
• A foot massage is nothing but a foot massage.. BORING.. Aim to pppllleeeaaassseee your man, not teeeeaaaassse him!
• I'm basically trying to say give him a blow-j or two.

GOOD LUCK :-)

xx GFOTY xx

SAY YOU'LL BE MINE

BULLET POINTS

• Getting the guy of your dreams does NOT have to be so complicated!
• SO!
• in a few simple bullet points
• not only will i teach you how uncomplicated it can be
• but I will also throw a few pictures in!!!

!HERE WE GO!

• Bullet 1: For easiness' sake, we will call the guy Colin. He's 6foot, blonde, and blue eyed!
• Bullet 2: -->
• Bullet 3: Text him at midnight (00:00) and offer him some dessert
• Bullet 4: --->>

• Bullet 5: Little will our Colin know, that you're dessert!!
• Bullet 6: Wear something small, pink, and sexy
• Bullet 7: Don't forget the fake tan!
• Bullet 8: When he comes in, make him cum in (know what i mean!!!)
• Bullet 9: Damn he's fine (A rhyme for fun!!)
• Bullet 10: Tell him to go home, no boy likes a desperate loser.
• Bullet 11:

• Bullet 12: Replace the "I" in Bullet 11 to "You" And you've now got a boyfriend!

TIPOF-THEDAY

Wear a bra which attracts male and female attention.

Hoist up each of your titties so when you walk in to your working environment, all eyes will turn.

When you want to go home, exclaim something along the likes of "MY TIT'S ARE HURTING, THEY NEED SOME ATTENTION. :-( "

Chances are you'll get the boss, the bosses son, and maybe even some of the bosses wife!

Sweet and Cheerful :-)

xGFOTYx

WAYS TO GET YOUR WAY.

THERE'S TOO MANY WAY'S TO CONTROL YOUR MAN LADIES!!! Today I will share three of those ways.

WAY 1: Watch a sad movie with him.. Then when something bad happens, burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.

WAY 2: Tell him he's allowed to cheat on you. Then when he does, burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.

WAY 3: Look through all the stuff in his room and throw out everything you don't approve of. Then if he happens to get angry at you ( MEAN :-( ) , burst in to fits of tears and tell him it reminds you of the time you lost your g-string on the tube so had to walk home with no panties on underneath your miniature leather skirt.

Crying is so fun :-D

WAY OUT.

REJECTSHUN

I've been doing to my blog what guys used to do to me until i became GFOTY :-( It will all be worth it so please take the time to look at my new nail. <3££££<3

LOVE YOU GURLYZ

xoxoxoxGFOTYxoxoxox

Zoo

Girls Girls G1rLs!!!

I went to the zoo yesterday and was heavily influenced by the way some of the monkeys picked fleas off of there significant others tails..

But it made me think.... Maybe there really is no true love out there for humans like me.. I mean yeah sure i'll delve in to my honeys nose for new exciting germs which maybe later on in life I can breed, and most definitely I would (for sure) go in to his rubbish, whilst searching for cheating evidence, perhaps find the odd tissue which i will keep in my purse for when i get lonley (and h0rny oioi wheeyy!!) but I simply would not do that of the Golden-Tailed Monkey and brush away the many lice from my guys tail..

Is that bad?

Tip of the day: Don't go to the zoo if you have deep heart felt emotions with animals.

GFOTY MEETZ A FASHUN MAN! ♥

I met up with a clothes designer who told me how he'd win a gurl over... If you want a man who's in to designing clothes, HERE'S HOW!!! <3<3<3

ALLMYGUYS

GIRLS. ALL MY BOYFRIENDS LIVE ON MY NAILS AFTER WE BROKE UP.. HERE ARE A FEW. :-( RIP/. I MISS YOU. FUGZ...

I WANT A GENTLEMAN LIKE THIS ♥ ♥ ♥

There's not much more to say apart from this guy is such a gent <3<3<3 Read the blog for advice on how to bag him!!!

XGFOTYX

GFOT(ME)Y MEETS HOT GURL

I MET A HOT BABE.. I ASKED HER QUESTIONS... oh my god like se was soooo cute<3<3<3 girlies, i hoe you can get something useful out of this.. i love you ALL so much...

MWAHMWAHMWAH

GIRLFRIENDOFTHEYEAR

GFOTY (ME) MEATZ (ANIMAL!!!) STEPHEN!!! (PH OR V? :-( )

I MET SUPER LOVELY STEPHEN/STEVEN TO FIND OUT WHAT HE WANTS FROM A LADY... THIS IS WHAT HE SAID..:::

IF YOU WANT A GUY LIKE STEPHEN/STEVEN FOLLOW THIS ADVICE.

XXXXX<3GFOTY<3XXXXX

GFOTY MEATZ LEBERT

MET UP WIV LE BERT TO TALK ABOUT GUYS. SHE'S SO FASHIONABLE. IF YOU WANT TO MEET FASHIONY GUYS I RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS USEFUL VIDEO OF USEFUL INTERESTING ADVICE ON HOW TO BAG ONE.. (BAG ONE.. SEE WHAT I DID THERE!!!)